Well now, there's an alternate history for you -- Shakespeare's son Hammet [sic] lives, grows up to be a playwright, and invents the hard-boiled Elizabethan revenge tragical-comical-historical-pastoral.
If I could rattle off faux-Shakespeare and had a good mental dictionary of place names, I'd write you a pastiche of the opening lines of Red Harvest, about how Personville is called Poisonville. But that's also an alternate history for you.
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Re: I don't think . . .
Date: 2010-04-17 12:36 am (UTC)If I could rattle off faux-Shakespeare and had a good mental dictionary of place names, I'd write you a pastiche of the opening lines of Red Harvest, about how Personville is called Poisonville. But that's also an alternate history for you.