I seriously have a lot of really cred-detracting stuff in my collection, but I think probably one of the hands down worst things, which I listen to a fair amount, is the off-brand version of Beyonce and Jay-Z's "Crazy in Love". It came from a Best Songs of the Year CD that we got in a dollar store, the kind where it's actually random non-famous people singing "in the style of" actual famous people. The fake Jay-Z gets a bit confused about part of his rap segment in it, and I actually really enjoy his substitute lyrics.
In the real version, Jay-Z says, "Yes sir, I'm cut from a different cloth. My texture is the best fur. I'm chinchilla."
In my version, the fake Jay-Z says, "Yes sir, I'm cut from a different cloth. My texture... chinchilla under cloth!"
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Date: 2010-03-27 04:04 am (UTC)In the real version, Jay-Z says, "Yes sir, I'm cut from a different cloth. My texture is the best fur. I'm chinchilla."
In my version, the fake Jay-Z says, "Yes sir, I'm cut from a different cloth. My texture... chinchilla under cloth!"
This makes me smile every single time.