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Just, you know, for your general edification--I thought I'd spread the joy.

The whole thing about the recent SyFy/Stargate lesbian-who-gets has-to-fuck-a-man-because-a-straight-chick-is-inhabiting-her-body debacle, added to other generally hate-filled fuck-wittedness,  is making me a little too tired to function, honestly.

Behold, an actual PETA press-release from a few months ago, with emphasis added for the eye-rolling amusement factor. Editorial comments in red, just for my own amusement:
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Vegetarians Make Better Lovers, Say Lingerie-Clad Ladies
So...let me just parse this...you're going to put two scantily-clad "PETA beauties" on a bed, on a public street, to make out with each other because........because it's got something to do with animal welfare?  Then, in the press release, you're going to coyly call these two women "Ladies."
For Immediate Release:
February 10, 2009

Contact:
Ashley Byrne 757-622-7382

Amarillo, Texas -- In a public display of passion that's bound to raise a few eyebrows and turn lots of heads, two PETA beauties--decked out in sexy lingerie--will kiss and pose provocatively on a bed set up on the sidewalk at a busy Amarillo intersection on Monday in order to make the point that vegetarians are better lovers. While the steamy sirens are "getting it on," activists holding a banner reading, "Vegetarians Make Better Lovers," will pass out free copies of PETA's "Vegetarian Starter Kit" to let gaping onlookers know how they can spice up their own sex lives. It's all part of PETA's "Live Make-Out Tour" during the week leading up to Valentine's Day. And what they don't say, but becomes clear in the linked video? They'll let the macho fellows who want to have their picture taken with these two "PETA beauties" just hop right down there to pose for a piece of the action.

When: Tuesday, February 10, 12 noon
Where: Corner of S.W. Sixth Avenue and S. Tyler Street, Amarillo

Why do vegetarians have it all over meat-eaters in the bedroom? For one thing, vegetarians are, on average, more fit and trim and have more energy and stamina than people who stuff themselves with fat-laden meat, dairy products, and eggs. And then there's a possibility of impotence: The cholesterol in meat and other animal products slows the flow of blood to all the body's vital organs, not just to the heart. And speaking of heart, there's nothing sexy about someone who turns a blind eye to the daily suffering of the billions of animals who are raised and killed for food each year.

"What could be more of a turn-on than snuggling up to someone who's both passionate and compassionate?" asks PETA veggie vixen Nadia Elmuanier.

For more information, please visit PETA.org
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Misogyny. It's everywhere, right, left, and center. Someone remind me why on earth anyone still takes these repulsive idiots seriously?

Date: 2009-08-15 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shweta-narayan.livejournal.com
Does anyone take these repulsive idiots seriously?

I mean, their ads are offending the fuck outta me, but not because I think PETA contains any non-twits, just because they are appropriating my status to be offensive.

Date: 2009-08-15 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mac-stone.livejournal.com
Heh. There are, unfortunately, a great many people who still take them seriously.

Date: 2009-08-15 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] medievalist.livejournal.com
So what's the message?

women = meat?

women = animals

lesbians = animals?

Notice, in the midst of the "hot girl on girl action," there's a guy who ah, fluffs, then poses, and then the guy with the cell, taking a picture.

Nice.

Date: 2009-08-15 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiplet.livejournal.com
Best DarkWillow voice: "Debord now."

Date: 2009-08-15 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stillnotbored.livejournal.com
Words...fail me. Holy wow.

Date: 2009-08-15 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ph-unbalanced.livejournal.com
The subtext that I get from their ad campaigns is that "meat-eaters are barbarians" and that the only way to convince such unsophisticated people is to appeal to their baser instincts. Since all the logical arguments haven't worked, what choice do they *have* but resorting to sex appeal?

Sort of a double-reverse misogyny. They don't think that way *themselves* of course. But the cause is so important, they're even willing to debase themselves to appeal to the unwashed masses. (Say, now that I think about it, isn't that a rather standard brainwashing technique? Once you've debased yourself for a cause, you're more invested in it, to make the sacrifice worth it.)

Date: 2009-08-15 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mac-stone.livejournal.com
They clearly didn't internalize their Nietzsche (http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/39794.html), sufficiently.

Date: 2009-08-15 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dsmoen.livejournal.com
Well, there is one ad PETA tried to get played at the superbowl that I think is hilarious, but it is years old (2000? 2001?).

Video here.

It's part of PETA's spay or neuter your pet campaign. The ad is definitely NSFW, but it's one of the least odious things they've done, and their spay or neuter campaign is one of the things they (seem to) do mostly right.

Still, overall, yeah, mostly twits.

Date: 2009-08-15 08:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dsmoen.livejournal.com
I think you've hit it spot on. Glad I never saw this particular ad, but then I try to be ad averse in my daily life.

Date: 2009-08-16 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serge-lj.livejournal.com
lesbian-who-gets has-to-fuck-a-man-because-a-straight-chick-is-inhabiting-her-body

I thought that 'StarGate' had been over for some time, but this sure sounds like a really lame plot. So is the PETA shtick.

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